M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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arielle-sea:

sunshineisdelicious:

languagethatiuse:

Mr. George Harrison of The Beatles. 


Sunshineisdelicious.tumblr.com

Soo cute

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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